Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars where you will be forced to drift aimlessly farther into the vast, empty abyss of space until the lack of food, water, and oxygen causes you to succumb to death’s cold embrace.
There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I looking for-“
- girls
- boys
- trans
- anyone
- no one
- friends
- etc
So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.
Like:
“Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”
Or:
"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well.”
you are the future
(via sluggg)
A few weeks ago my japanese class did a gift exchange with our penpal class in japan and their box of stuff came in today. All of the gifts had really cute messages on yellow notes. This one was my favorite..
(via zackisontumblr)
One Direction: This Is Us Premiere Behind the Scenes.
You see Harry is slightly freaking out, trying to look out of the window, zayn isn’t talking, and then you have louis and his gang of followers:
Louis: Two really unique sauces. Talk to me, two really unique sauces.
Niall: Worcester.
Louis: Worcester.
Liam: Erm, ranch. RANCH! RANCHH!
Louis: Worcester and Ranch. Zayn, Harry, your mission is to make sure you have to answer every single interview with ranch or- what’s the other one Niall? or Worcester. Ranch or Worcester sauce. I know neither of you are gonna do it […] but we are.
and then you hear zayn at the end
zayn: Every interview?
so yeah in conclusion it doesn’t matter if you are 30 seconds away from the premiere of your own highly anticipated documentary movie, if louis wants you to play a stupid game, you have no choice but to participate and that ladies and gents is why louis is king
(via tomorrah)
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
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